by Cynthia Chow
Details at the end of this post on how to enter to win a copy of Antiques Ho-Ho-Homicides along with a link to purchase the book from Amazon, and an indie bookstore where a portion of the sale goes to help support KRL.
Christmas may come just once a year, but readers are treated to three delightful visits to the town of Serenity as it celebrates the Noel season. In this hilarious collection of Trash ‘n’ Treasures short stories, Brandy Borne and her exuberant mother Vivian manage to find themselves in the middle of murder investigations “assisting” the local Serenity sheriff (despite his repeated declarations to please stop) just as the Christmas holiday rolls in. Armed with a prescription for Prozac (if your mother was Vivian Borne you would need it too), Brandy and her diabetic-but-no-longer-blind shih tzu Sushi do what they can to catch criminals despite having the narration occasionally hijacked by Vivian and an increasingly exasperated editor reminding them to please stay on topic
The novella “Antiques Slay Ride” has the Borne women investigating the death of a Christmas decorations collector, with the ladies motivated not so much by the need for justice but by the lure of an extremely valuable collectible. “Antiques Fruitcake” finds Vivian in her element, writing and directing Serenity Playhouse’s original production of The Fruitcake That Saved Christmas. The title proves a wee bit ironic when poisoned fruitcake takes out the off-off-Broadway star Madeline de Morlaye (formerly known as Hildegard Gooch). Concluding the collection, “Antiques St. Nicked” finds Santa Claus dead in his sleigh, with treasures once more compelling the Borne women to test the sheriff’s patience and their ability to bend the law.
The combination of Christmas and murder has never been so much fun, nor such a perfect blend of hilarity and the warm sentiments of the season. Vivian and Brandy are mostly on their meds throughout the tales, but that never restricts their need to find answers (if they do so before law enforcement officials, all the better). Parenthetical asides that have Vivian and Brandy speaking directly to the reader – and often arguing with their editor – break down the fourth wall as they make Meta commentaries on the mystery genre as a whole. This is the perfect Christmas gift that lasts throughout the year, delivering more than its share of light-hearted entertainment and laugh-out-loud moments.
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