Gloriana St. Clair, the plus-size vampire, loves Jeremy Blade. So does Melisandra DuMonde, who had a fling with Jerry while his on-again/off-again relationship with Glory was off-again. Mel wants him back, and–though mortal–has some powerful ammunition…voodoo, in the comedic/romantic/paranormal Real Vampires Know Size Matters by Gerry Bartlett (Real Vampires Have Curves, Real Vampires Don’t Wear Size Six).
This week we have a review of a vampire/mystery crossover book by Gerry Bartlett, Real Vampires Hate Skinny Jeans, a guest post on how Gerry came to write this series, & a chance to win a copy of the book--details at the end of this post.
Unlife is rough for Gloriana St. Clair. The vampire council of Austin, Texas, doesn’t like the vamp theme of her retro clothing boutique, demons are invading her space, her boyfriend won’t forgive her for an affair she had while demon-possessed, an undead rock star is mixing blood and alcohol, and – after 400 years – she still wishes that the aforementioned boyfriend had waited until she’d lost some weight before the final bite, trapping her for centuries in a size 16 body
