Don’t Mess With Mama When Murder Is On the Menu
Ask any mother what she wants for Mother’s Day, and she’ll probably say, “Nothing. Your presence is all the gift I need.” She's lying. Everyone knows what moms really want: someone to take charge of the darned household chores. We have to give Mama what she needs, right? After all, she’s the one preparing our meals, alone in the kitchen where she has access to all sorts of poisons. (Have you ever taken a look at what Mom’s got under the sink?)